You ever just rip a fat one and the whole class just stares at you while you wonder if it was a solid, liquid, or gas? We’ve all been there and done that. Well, don’t worry because after reading this article, you will never have to worry about being embarrassed again. These five ways will show you the light.
The classic sneeze
You lift your right leg, prepare the fake sneeze, and let her rip. To make this possible, timing is key. You best hope your timing is perfect. Although this one leaves you some room.
Pros: Sneeze sound louder than fart, sneeze distracts people, making some wait to say bless you, a casual thing to do
Cons: If the fart is louder than the sneeze… you’re cooked. If the smell is like a nuclear bomb… obviously it was you, timing off… again you’re cooked.
Rating: 6/10
Drop a book
You feel it rumbling, you hit the book off the desk, then gas the room out. Again, timing is key. A millisecond off and now you’re embarrassed.
Pros: smack of the book is normally loud, making that cover louder; farts, distraction is book hitting the ground making no one think about the fart.
Cons: if timing is not perfect, you’re done for. Accept your fate.
Rating: 3/10
My favorite, admit it.
It’s very embarrassing, but then you gain the trust of others
Pros: if you rip one that is the worst smelling one in the world and make it an SBD, you can deny it, and everyone thinks if it was you, you would’ve said it. That sums it up
Cons: the first few times, very embarrassing.
Rating: 10/10
Ripping cheeks can be quite embarrassing, but if you can master one of these 3 ways to cover it, you’re golden. It doesn’t even matter if it’s solid, liquid, or a gas because you’ll be able to cover it. Good luck out there.
