A shark with blue and white Jordan 1s was recently spotted on a beach in southern Italy and went viral on social media alongside several other species. Locals named this animal “Tralalerlo Tralala,” and another, which was spotted in the nearby Monte Faito forests, “Chimpanzini Bananini,” along with many other species being filmed and posted on social media every day.
We asked an upcoming researcher of these animals, Jacob Mola, for some insights on what he believes these animals bring to our world. “I think it’s great to have these new species,” Mola said. “We’d like to learn their customs, what they like to do, and what they can bring to the human race and our economy. I believe that if Tung Tung Tung Tung Tung Tung Tung Tung Tung Sahur and Tralalelo Tralala can reconcile, that we might be able to obtain world peace,” Mola concluded.
Another researcher who was heavily intrigued by one of these animals, which the local villages called “Brr Brr Patapim,” went into the forest where it was discovered only a week later, only to find the entire forest rotted from the inside out. This was tragic news for the people of the local town. Mainly because the forest was composed almost fully of a rare kind of tree known as brain barked trees, and covers less than 0.08% of the world’s forests.
People all across the world have seen these new animals on their social media pages. Many have become intrigued and have started using AI to write songs and create hours of lore involving their habits and practices. “Trippi Troppi is my favorite because it’s so underused. You gotta pick the underdogs,” Nathan Wan, a Senior at Arcata High School, said.
So far, there have been no attacks from any of these creatures on humans, but some people are beginning to worry that these new animals might get out of hand because we don’t know what they are capable of. “They’re settling in very well,” Mola stated. “Maybe a little bit too much, but we’re ready to work with them,” Mola finished.
