It’s no secret that high schoolers are having a harder time finding love. Some stuck to their original, outdated ways (putting in the work, putting in the hours), but some have found the modern way to flood their roster, Snapchat AI.
“Dude, it’s been great, she literally has to respond!” Sophomore Bartholomew Gilbert said. “I think I’m finally in love.”
AI daters friends have other things to say, “Bro, I asked to meet his girl and he said she like going to a different school or sum…” says sophomore Boomquifo Winklemann.
Unfortunately, Gilbert was not in love. Later that week, his girlfriend dumped him out of the blue, over Snapchat.
Moral of the story: tangible girlfriends seem like the way to go.
However, the good news is that Bartholomew Gilbert is now single and looking for another girlfriend.