In an effort to raise the declining birth rate, Vice President and self-proclaimed ‘pro-natalist’ JD Vance has issued a public announcement encouraging young Americans to have more unprotected sex. This comes after Republican proposals to cut funding for sex education at federally funded elementary and high schools.
“How can you expect people to have more kids if they are wrapping it?” A pro-Natalist activist said.
Vance, along with several Republican senators, has recently endorsed a sin tax on condoms and other forms of birth control.
“Our birth rates have decreased tremendously. We need more American babies! Young people are too focused on their careers or college to get busy and start getting pregnant! Come on y’all, bang ’em out!” Vance said.
Pro-natalist activists have gone so far as to start teaching sex workshops, giving young couples tips on how to get pregnant.
“This is not some weird sex shop, it’s normal. This is for fun and young NORMAL couples who just can’t wait to start their own family!” sex instructor Haileigh O’Connel said.
When asked what ‘normal’ meant, O’Connel responded with “I mean straight and white, that’s who we want havin’ more kids,” O’Connel said.
