It’s no secret that high schoolers are having a harder time finding love. Some stuck to their original, outdated ways (putting in the work,...
A wave of enthusiastic school spirit washed over Arcata High last Friday with the highly anticipated installation of a second cutting-edge digital...
In an effort to raise the declining birth rate, Vice President and self-proclaimed ‘pro-natalist’ JD Vance has issued a public announcement...
An entire class of local kindergarten students staged a protest at their elementary school last week, refusing to reenter the classroom after...
A shark with blue and white Jordan 1s was recently spotted on a beach in southern Italy and went viral on social media alongside several other...
It’s Sunday night. JD Vance is kicking back on his beloved couch, watching a movie he has never watched before. He sees James Franco and Seth...
This month, Arcata High School adopted a refugee tiger from the mountain forests of eastern Russia. At a recent meeting, the school admin...
In shocking news, a student at Arcata High School will soon be added to the Guinness World Record book for their dedication to the doom-scrolling...
In a move that President Trump claims will rapidly reduce the national debt, the Office of Tariff Affairs and Trade Agreements(TATA) announced...
Gym bro diet culture is all about pushing extremes; these thinly masked eating disorders have reached an all-time high with the newest fad: The...
Arcata High School’s Principal Ferderber announced her resignation this week, citing “irreversible psychological damage” caused by the...
AP Macroeconomics is often regarded as seniors' favorite classes to end their high school career on. A gambling unit is sure to make the...